why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
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"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
girls are SOOOO pretty i wish boys could take a hint and pick up their fucking game. get some eye liner you hillbilly cavemen
I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.
Today I got asked how evil I am on a scale from 1-10
that’s when you know you’ve made it
when the very look of you bodes evil
Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem
i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”
So i was re-watching all of spn and i got to season 2 episode 21 and the part where sam gets stabbed and stuff my mum walked in and said “OH MY GOD HE’S DEAD” i just looked up from my drawing and at her with a blank face, she said “WHY ARENT YOU CRYING? HE JUST DIED!!”
1950S SLANG IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IT IS SO RIDICULOUS
WHAT IS THIS
DUCK BU TT I AM LAUGHING